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Jan 2nd

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Sep 26th

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thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Footage of Stephen Colbert’s in-character testimony before the House Judiciary Committee’s immigration subcommittee (previously) on the subject of the United Farm Workers’ “Take Our Jobs” initiative, which almost didn’t happen. [mediaite.] How could anybody be this cool?

Sep 24th

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Sep 16th

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thedailywhat: Hot Joint of the Day: Kanye West...

Sep 11th

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Sacrifice the now for the later, or the later for...

I said this in a dream last night. So I guess I made it up.

Aug 24th

Aug 4th

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“Arrested Development” movie half-written. →

thebluthcompany: Now, that’s great news.

Aug 3rd

Jul 23rd

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Jul 12th

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Jul 9th

rethanks: dearling replied to your post: went to... →

dearling replied to your post: went to bed. realized i didnt eat any dinner. went upstairs. ate a bowl of cereal. went to bed. realized i used all the milk. realized i’d like breakfast before work. … I’m having trouble coming up with a good way to make a joke about Ian producing milk… <object type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” width=”425”...

Jul 8th

How I celebrate america.

The saddest way possible. Drinking alone, watching Independence Day. Alone. I think I’d panic if I ever had a Jeff Goldblum-less 4th of July. WELCOME TO EARF!

Jul 4th

Jul 1st

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Mar 19th

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swinge: I have a fear of becoming an alcoholic. So I don’t drink. Give a mouse a cookie though… Shit. I’m so mad right now, for no definite reason. I’m not as nice as I used to be and I swear a lot more and it’s nooo bueno. Gah, I never listen to my own bad advice. I have the attention span of a feather falling off of a bird flying a hundred feet in the air. This feather would ideally like to...

Jan 18th

Star Wars weather. "Also Lando is going to betray... →

Jan 15th

Jan 12th

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So this isn't the first time Jay Leno tried to... →

Jan 12th

Jan 6th

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If you think about it, MacGyver was an awesome...

“Mullet detective/scientist who makes things out of things but is moral about the things he makes.” Coooooool.

Jan 2nd

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formspring.me

If you got $1000 dollars for every cat you put down your pants, how many cats do you think you could put down your pants? Are we talking my regular Levi’s? Because it’s not like I go super tight with my pants, but I’d be worried for the cat’s safety. So let’s say I’m working with M.C. Hammer parachute pants. 17. That’s enough to buy a...

Jan 2nd

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What are you most excited about right now? The fact that I’m a stuntman. Ask me anything

Jan 2nd

First song of the new decade. Not that it matters...

Jan 1st

It's still 2009. But only for like a half hour....

Jan 1st

Reer.

swinge: Hey! Hiyar! :{D Do you like cougars? (The sexy older women and the local junglecats). I was wondering what you thought about those things It’s Chris. Know any good recipes?…for disaster? It’s Chris again isn’t it. Recipe for disaster? A three way with two different types of cougars. Say some words. The fuck are you talking about?

Dec 27th

Dec 18th

Bob o'clock!+Waking up an hour after going to bed.

swinge: sweetcuppincakes: swinge: What is your favorite time of day? :3 Bob o’clock! I don’t know. They’re all the same time to me. I just remember two of my friends used to have a permanent alarm on their cell phones go off at 8:08pm every single night and they would call it Bob o’clock (808=BOB) and when the alarm went off, I believe there was a little bit of unsubstantiated cheering and...

Dec 17th

Bob o'clock!+Waking up an hour after going to bed.

swinge: What is your favorite time of day? :3 Bob o’clock! I don’t know. They’re all the same time to me. I just remember two of my friends used to have a permanent alarm on their cell phones go off at 8:08pm every single night and they would call it Bob o’clock (808=BOB) and when the alarm went off, I believe there was a little bit of unsubstantiated cheering and dancing. Seriously, they made...

Dec 17th

formspring.me

swinge: Umm I have a question? You stink. My formspring posts getting annoying? I thought this would happen. I’ll simmer down and only send things to tumblr that are pertinent. I don’t want tumblr to turn into a social networking site. So I’ll back the funbus up. And for the record, I do stink. Running around outside after eating a bunch of breath-defying food would do that to ya. Yuck. Say some...

Dec 13th

Dec 11th

"It worked out, but everything isn't necessarily...

Doomsday by Elvis Perkins Hitsville, U.K by The Clash These Days by Nico Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to The Left by Andrew Bird Jumpin Jack Flash, Rolling Stones Stuck Inside of Mobil With The Memphis Blues Again by Bob Dylan Lord Only Knows by Beck Dry the Rain by The Beta Band Red Wine, Success! by Cold War Kids Dreaming of You by The Coral Queen Bitch by David Bowie L.A Woman by...

Dec 10th