January 2010
11 posts
swinge:
I have a fear of becoming an alcoholic. So I don’t drink. Give a mouse a cookie though… Shit. I’m so mad right now, for no definite reason. I’m not as nice as I used to be and I swear a lot more and it’s nooo bueno. Gah, I never listen to my own bad advice. I have the attention span of a feather falling off of a bird flying a hundred feet in the air. This feather would ideally like to...
Star Wars weather. "Also Lando is going to betray... →
So this isn't the first time Jay Leno tried to... →
If you think about it, MacGyver was an awesome...
“Mullet detective/scientist who makes things out of things but is moral about the things he makes.” Coooooool.
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If you got $1000 dollars for every cat you put down your pants, how many cats do you think you could put down your pants?
Are we talking my regular Levi’s? Because it’s not like I go super tight with my pants, but I’d be worried for the cat’s safety. So let’s say I’m working with M.C. Hammer parachute pants. 17. That’s enough to buy a...
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What are you most excited about right now?
The fact that I’m a stuntman.
Ask me anything
First song of the new decade. Not that it matters...
It's still 2009. But only for like a half hour....